[Copypasta] Shut your eyes and listen closely

twitchquotes: Shut your eyes and listen closely. Do you feel it? The gentle clicks of a finely crafted keyboard massaging your eardrums? The soft soothing moan that comes from a man that has seen the inside of his attic and understands many things? The jovial chuckles awakening memories of the trips with the family to your uncle's barn on a mild summer evening when you were a kid? That is what Kripp's stream is to me. I am at peace.
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp
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My son is learning Twitch speak

twitchquotes: Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesn’t speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,” but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.
twitch chat
December 2019
Kripp

Chat tries to convince Kripp to play Weasel Tunneler

twitchquotes: 🐿 Every minute, a poor weasel dies from starvation due to unemployment. You, yes, YOU nl_Kripp, can make a difference. By playing at least one weasel in every deck, you ensure a living wage for weasels worldwide. Then again, you could just let them starve, the choice is yours 🐿
twitch chat
December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Patrick Star - I am back

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ascii art
August 2015
Kripp

My son, why did you tap last?

twitchquotes: In Romanian village there is very little water. Papparian is thirsty and asks Kripparian to get some water for him from the water tap 2 miles away. Kripp decides to go to the store first. A few hours later Kripp brings Papparian his water, only to find Papparian has had a heat stroke. With his dying breath, Papparian asks "My son, why did you tap last?"
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Dongerino goes all bongerino didgeridoo over my keyboard

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｇｉｖｅｓ ｍｅ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½“ο½”ο½ο½’ο½…οΌŒ ｍｙ ο½„ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ｇｏｅｓ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ｄｉｄｇｅｒｉｄｏｏ ｏｖｅｒ ｍｙ ο½‹ο½…ο½™ο½‚ο½ο½ο½’ο½„οΌŽ
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp
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