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That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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What happened to this ad? :(
More Hearthstone Copypastas
You're just typing in twitch chat
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My beautiful Hafu turns to me in bed and kisses me. Her cute smile fills me with happiness. Hafu holds me close as she whispers in my ear: "You know this isn't real. You're just typing in twitch chat. You're alone." "10/10 body." I miss lethal.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itās not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itās a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnāGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turnā¦ It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerfulā¦ the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
Hearthstone
Value Town was within reach
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Trump couldnāt wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, āTuck Frump!ā He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. āHe has the perfect cardsā¦ā Kripp thought in his head, āAn absolutely ridiculous deck.ā Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trumpās plump rump.
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Trump
Hearthstone
Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy
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Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
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Classic
Hearthstone
Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
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Hearthstone? 
Artifact? it's all the same! Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
Artifact? it's all the same! Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
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Kripp