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That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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I used to be a real ad
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Ben Brode purifies Anduin
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Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Anduins soft dirty blond hair. "If I do this, will you make me great again?" Anduin asks as he starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Anduin nods as Ben Brode slams his Temple Enforcer into Anduins 0/5 lightwell. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Anduins face.
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Kripp
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Thijs please remove wisp from your deck
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Hey Thijs. Its the G2 director here. We kindly ask you to remove wisp from your’e grandmasters deck. We are G2 not clown, i mean Cloud 9 and we expect the people representing us to take things serious and not make a joke of our orginazation. We know you are aware what said in the contract and we expect change as soon as possible.
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Thijs
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A card game that requires an intense amount of skill
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Nice job kripp! You won at a card game that requires an intense amount of skill. I pray that my sons will be like you and win card games with the amount of skill that you win with! If not I'll sacrifice them to RNGesus and pray that they are decent and competent enough to be as incredible as you!
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Kripp
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Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG
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PLEASE LORD GIVE KRIPP BAD RNG SO WE MAY FEAST UPON HIS SALTY BOUNTY
PLEASE LORD GIVE KRIPP BAD RNG SO WE MAY FEAST UPON HIS SALTY BOUNTY
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Kripp
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salty
Cute gamer girl
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Thijs I am a 22 year old gamer girl in search of a gamer man. I have been watching your stream for years and really like your deck. If you want to give a cute gamer girl like me a chance whisper me. 
HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.
HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.
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Thijs