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Kripp. It's Morpheus from future talking to you
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Hello ÄørĪ¹pp, Ī¹ŃāŃ Š¼orpŠ½eĻ
Ń ŅroŠ¼ ŅĻ
ŃĻ
re ŃalÄøĪ¹ng Ńo yoĻ
. Ī¹ Š½ave 2 cŠ½oĪ¹ceŃ Ņor yoĻ
, Š²lĻ
e pĪ¹ll or red pĪ¹ll. Š²lĻ
e pĪ¹ll Š²rĪ¹ngŃ yoĻ
lĪ¹Ņe, woŠ¼en, cŠ½Ī¹leŃŃe, dog, caŃ, cŠ½Ī¹ld, caŃĻ
alĪ¹Ńy and no vĪ¹ewerŃ. red pĪ¹ll Š²rĪ¹ngŃ yoĻ
nolĪ¹Ņe, oj, no dĪ¹ŃŃracŃĪ¹onŃ ŅroŠ¼ oĻ
ŃŃĪ¹de world, pro ŃŃaŃĻ
Ń and vĪ¹ewerŃ. cŠ½ooŃe wĪ¹Ńely Š¼Ī¹ŃŃer ÄørĪ¹pperŃon.
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Kripp
Wow! I love Verizonā¢!
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Wow! I love Verizonā¢! Iām glad that the internet is so free! Isnāt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itās really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iām sure they wonāt abuse it! Thank you Verizonā¢! I love Verizonā¢! Donāt you love Verizonā¢?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonā¢! Canāt you see theyāre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donāt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonā¢! Thank you Verizonā¢! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying āthis is whatās best for a free and open internetā and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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Net Neutrality
My dream is to have one full page of KKONAS
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MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT
MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT
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SCP Jerma
Item #: SCP-985-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Contain Procedures: SCP-985-J must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell decorated to look like an average American household with a live video feed. SCP-985-J must be fed BrainFluud once every 6 hours for sustenance.
Personnel assigned to SCP-985-J must refrain from using the words "Short Streamer" "Late" "Loud Pee" and "Bald" as this can agitate SCP-985-J, causing it to enter an enraged state.
SCP-985-J is allowed access to one (1) Garfield comic strip per day for entertainment.
Description: SCP-985-J is a 32 year old Caucasian male from Boston, MA. SCP-985-J refers to itself as "Jeremy Elbertson" and believes itself to be much taller than it appears to others, referring to itself as being "not tiny" and "compact".
SCP-985-J was discovered by the Foundation on āā/āā/201ā when footage emerged of it attacking and killing [DATA EXPUNGED]. MTF Gamma-43 ("Anti-Jerms") was dispatched to secure the anomaly and all civilians who had viewed the footage were amnesticized.
Jerma985
Minion Masters turned my life around
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I was sat in my car with the exhaust connected to the window, waiting to die, until I saw an ad on my phone for Minion Masters, at that moment I turned the engine off and decided to turn my life around. Now I have a 12 inch cock and 3 ferraris, and all it took was the $149.99 package (best value).
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