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๐ ๐ ๐ only a real human being can build a proper face ๐
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Kripp
I like turtles
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I like turtles because theyโre so chill. They donโt hurt anyone. Theyโre just like, โHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Iโm gonna take my time getting there, Iโm not in a rush. Because Iโm a turtle.โ
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I'm actually a pretty advanced bait station designer
I'm actually a pretty advanced bait station designer. While my formal education is a bit lacking, my cad and computer animation skills are really good, and I have some truly paradigm shifting ideas for bait stations, both vr and non vr.
currently in the beginning stages of seeking VC funds, really trying to move my operation from San Antonio to Austin, a second location could triple my revenue right now.
Obviously right now all our orders are high end custom stations, way out of reach for the avg wsb user. Its my dream to one day be able to produce real bait stations in a production environment.
Right now my company is in talks with several engineering firms out of Seoul to take our cum recycling system and some how use the energy from the spent cum to recharge the batteries.
While the technology is new. It has huge applications. Imagine when you go to charge your tsla, its powered completely by cum.
No longer must we let our nonbiological female prostitutes flush our GOLD down the toilet post coitus, that shit is going to drive our new society.
The money we save as a society on sock costs alone is tremendous.
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A casual player like yourself might get injured!
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Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazonโข. As many of you know, we have recently bought over "Twitch tv". Users must now buy 'Emotes' such as " 
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