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Kripp will never, ever click the button
twitchquotes:Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
Dadnad and Momnad
twitchquotes:hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
Don't put grills in your bedroom
twitchquotes:don't put grills in your bedroom, you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning when they are still hot
don't put grills in your bedroom, you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning when they are still hot FailFish
Metal isn't so great? Are you kidding me?
twitchquotes:Metal isn't so great? Are you kidding me? metal requires more talent than any other genre of music. And moonmoon_ow hates it? Thats ridiculous, metal is the best unlike stupid normie music. Moonmoon_ow shouldn't do this stupid restriction when many people (including me btw) love the music. metal is just too complex and cerebral for the masses to consume. dont feel bad. you are just all idiots.12 btw
Metal isn't so great? Are you kidding me? metal requires more talent than any other genre of music. And moonmoon_ow hates it? Thats ridiculous, metal is the best unlike stupid normie music. Moonmoon_ow shouldn't do this stupid restriction when many people (including me btw) love the music. metal is just too complex and cerebral for the masses to consume. dont feel bad. you are just all idiots.12 btw haHAA
Jack and Jill went up the hill
twitchquotes:Jack and Jill went up the hillπ»π So Jack could lick her candy ππ¬ π ±οΈut Jack got a shockπ³ππ― And a mouthful of cockππ¦π Cause Jillβs real name is Rπ °οΈndy π
Jack and Jill went up the hillπ»π So Jack could lick her candy ππ¬ π ±οΈut Jack got a shockπ³ππ― And a mouthful of cockππ¦π Cause Jillβs real name is Rπ °οΈndy π