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๐ ๐ ๐ only a real human being can build a proper face ๐
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I used to be a real ad
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Who came? Bananaman
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My son is running around the house without pants saying "Who Came". I came over to his computer and your sub sound is completely inappropriate. I have the strong urge to disown my son now. Unbelievable. As a parent you disappoint me.
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shroud
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
feeding the hungry on the rift
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wow qt is such a good guy <3 while most people are spending new years with their friends and family, this legend is feeding the hungry on the rift. much love brother and happy new year.
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis
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๐ YOU ๐ IDIOTS ๐ WILL ๐ PASTE ๐ ANYTHING ๐ AS ๐ LONG ๐ AS ๐ THERE ๐ ARE ๐ CLAP ๐ EMOJIS ๐
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workout with forsen
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Hello everyone, I donโt know if this is the place to say this but since bunch of females have been coming out saying people have sexually assaulted them I as a male need to get this off my chest. I met forsen one year ago at the gym lockerroom when he was doing two streams with workout in between. He said why I was wearing a jabroni outfit and I said โfuck youโ, he responded back with โno fuck you leathermanโ and things got heated up.
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Forsen
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AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??
I (65m) and my wife 24(f) have been together for 8 years, married for 4. All my friends are jealous that i was able to score such a hot young woman but itโs starting to cause some problems in our relationship believe it or not.
When the pandemic hit, I was very nervous since Iโm not in great health. We decided to buy the Nintendo Switch and play this game called Animal Crossing. I guess itโs popular with the kids?
Anywho, we start building this town and everything was fine at first. Then, my wife decides that she wants to remodel the town. No problem. But she starts cutting down all the trees, destroying the cliffs, removing the river, etc... I told her this is out of line. We should respect nature not destroy it. Her answer? It was ugly and she didnโt like to walk the long way around.
She also takes all of my hard earned money from fishing and gambles it all away on turnip stocks. Last week she spent 400k on turnips and sold them for 260k. Do you know how many red snappers I need to catch to make that back up? Iโm trying to retire soon and itโs making me think she doesnโt know how to manage money.
What really drove me to the breaking point, my best friend Boon is on the island and we really get along. He likes to lift weights, so do I. I log into the game one day and build him a gift. When I try to find him, heโs nowhere to be found... I ask, where is boon? She doesnโt answer. Where is Boon ?? She says โI kicked him off the island, he was annoyingโ. Reddit, she kicked my best friend off the island without even talking to me.
The next day I filed for divorce and kicked her out. Iโm keeping the switch and rebuilding our town. Hopefully Boon comes back. AITA or did I doge a bullet with my sociopathic (ex)wife?
Edit: Thank you all for the support and messages over the last 24hrs. Itโs been a wild day but the good news is that after a few hours of island hopping I was able to find Boon and convince him to come back to my island. Seems like things are heading in the right direction.