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๐ ๐ ๐ only a real human being can build a proper face ๐
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I used to be a real ad
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Simping for Pokimane is a lifestyle
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Simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, itโs a lifestyle ๐ซ a reason to breathe ๐คฒ an escape from this evil world filled with thieves ๐ Itโs art ๐ผ the first gift you open on Xmas ๐ a hug from a loved one ๐ค everything youโve ever wanted love ๐ everything you need ๐๐ฅบ
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I'm the Russian Fairy
I hope your sub's $5 are in Zimbabwean currency
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Wow, Kripp, I was really impressed by how you drew adequate cards and played them in the same ball-numbing, drone-like motions you always do. I hope your sub's $5 are in Zimbabwean currency. ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ
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Kripp
Drunk at Applebees
I donโt care if thereโs a microchip in the vaccine. Iโd let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
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Popsicle burglaries
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Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.
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Kripp