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π π π only a real human being can build a proper face π
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoβs mom
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoβs mom. I noticed you havenβt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnβt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weβre never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donβt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Hearthstone
The mighty DONGER
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β± He is faster α β± He is stronger α β± Who is he? α β± The mighty DONGER α β±
β± He is faster α β± He is stronger α β± Who is he? α β± The mighty DONGER α β±
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Riot Games
I'm gonna play this perfectly. Kripp misses lethal.
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Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta."
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Albert Einsteinerino
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hello kripp, my name is Albert Einsteinerino, and I've been a huge fan of yours. You've inspired me to quit my physics degree and pursue my dream of playing video games all day asking for donations from people. Thank you for motivating me to go after my dream
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