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Twitch chat and Gaben

twitchquotes: (โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)(โ—•_โ—•)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎFUCK YOU GABEN (โ—•_โ—•)
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February 2016
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Nyan Cat

________โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„______ _______โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ_____ _______โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„_ __โ–„โ–„___โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ_ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„_ _โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆ_ _____โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ ______โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–€_ ____โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€___ ____โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_______โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ_____
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November 2014

Only the chosen one can wear the the tick antenna

Only the TheTick chosen one can wear the the tick antenna like a man TriHard . Can you give another person the antenna TheTick liek this or cry like a little baby scrub WAAAHH. ? But BabyRage wait! , 2 TheTick antennas are for pussies , Chosen One stacking PogChamp master can do 3 . No no no no TheTick another bro can stack 4 of it ALL AT ONCE WHAT A Jebaited GOD ! The real chosen one is always me .
twitch chat
September 2017

Does it look like I give a duck about your chat experience?

twitchquotes: DuckerZ DOES DuckerZ IT DuckerZ LOOK DuckerZ LIKE DuckerZ I DuckerZ GIVE DuckerZ A DuckerZ DUCK DuckerZ ABOUT DuckerZ YOUR DuckerZ CHAT DuckerZ EXPERIENCE? DuckerZ
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April 2016

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Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)

I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
January 2021

Classic

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