[Copypasta] All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing

twitchquotes: All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing. Sure its easy to go grab a box of ready to cook ocean man emoji or witch mercy, but easy doesn't make it good. It honestly isn't that hard to make your own damn pasta at home, and with whatever quality ingredients you want. Want some ME SPAM? Just put it in there! Can anyone truly say they've participated in chat if they've never made their own pasta? I say no
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November 2016
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Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs

twitchquotes: (เธ‡โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡ Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (เธ‡โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡
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August 2015
Reynad

Commonwealth of Veganism

twitchquotes: We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonโ€™t allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
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November 2020
Kripp

PEPEGA

โฃฟโ ›โฃทโ €โ €โขธโฃŸโก›โ €โ €โฃฟโ ›โฃทโ €โ €โขธโฃŸโก›โ €โ €โฃดโขŸโฃ›โก€โ €โ €โฃธโขฟโฃ‡โ € โฃฟโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โขธโฃฏโฃฅโ €โ €โฃฟโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โขธโฃฏโฃฅโ €โ €โขฟโฃฎโฃฝโก‡โ €โข โกฟโ ถโฃฟโก„
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July 2019

Lenny face middle finger

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘HEY [name]โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘NICEโ–‘[blank]โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘
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March 2017

This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that perfectlyโ€
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Kripp

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