[Copypasta] All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing

twitchquotes: All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing. Sure its easy to go grab a box of ready to cook ocean man emoji or witch mercy, but easy doesn't make it good. It honestly isn't that hard to make your own damn pasta at home, and with whatever quality ingredients you want. Want some ME SPAM? Just put it in there! Can anyone truly say they've participated in chat if they've never made their own pasta? I say no
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November 2016
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November 2014
Kripp

Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

I donโ€™t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereโ€™s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canโ€™t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyโ€™re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iโ€™m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iโ€™m not being weird for it. Please tell me thereโ€™s someone who feels the same thing
May 2022

Reddit

Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus

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May 2016
Kripp

Ben Brode and Firelands Portal

twitchquotes: Ben Brode here! We are happy to announce we have finally solved an issue that has plagued Hearthstone since beta. Despite our best efforts with cards like Flamecannon and Ethereal Conjurer, Mage was still able to lose games in Arena. With the Old Gods we introduced Faceless Summoner, and yet mage's average arena winrate was still only 75%. With the introduction of Firelands Portal, we hope to finally make Mage a viable arena class. 4Head
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August 2016
Kripp

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Kripp and Trump

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March 2014
Kripp
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