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What happened to this ad? :(
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Ben Shapiro asks his mom for Robux
Now, letβs say π£ hypothetically, you π, my mother πͺ. Were to give π me, your 
son πββοΈ, your credit πΈ card π³ information ππΌ. So I π₯ could make π a purchase π² of 500 π― robux π on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister π±ββοΈ will have you π believe π
π», I π₯ have done β
a very βΌ good π job πββοΈπ€΅ of doing my chores π§Ό, including π², but π not limited π to; The dishes π³π½ππΌ, the laundry and the taking π out the trash βΉοΈββοΈπΆπ.
son πββοΈ, your credit πΈ card π³ information ππΌ. So I π₯ could make π a purchase π² of 500 π― robux π on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister π±ββοΈ will have you π believe π
π», I π₯ have done β
a very βΌ good π job πββοΈπ€΅ of doing my chores π§Ό, including π², but π not limited π to; The dishes π³π½ππΌ, the laundry and the taking π out the trash βΉοΈββοΈπΆπ.
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Among us has ruined a generation
Among us has ruined a generation. Everywhere I go, I see their divisor. It can't be stopped. I go shopping and I find among us mini figures. I look online for a better bin, and then I find a trash can with a red colour, and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA THATS A BIT SUSSY!" I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no... Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. SOS? SUS. I go to Mcdonalds to cheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone, I find that a nugget in the shape of AMOGUS sold for over $1000 dollars,
I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy.
Among Us / Amogus
Bag of bears
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Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ Sorry, I dropped my bag of bears Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ
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Trick2g
Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana
We can't blame market
To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did.