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Can get on ma level (pro)
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Dang it's like you could copy and paste anything in chat and everyone goes wild over it - you guys look ridiculous. Maybe yall should focus on winning so you can get on ma level (pro). While you're staring at copying and pasting, im rackin up those chicken din dins. You-->π΅ me-->π€π
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β’γγγγ ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ γ~β’ ~β’ γ γγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγ ~β’ γγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγγγγγγ~β’ γγγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γ γγγ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’
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Response to the Vaporeon copypasta (Vaporeons are dangerous)
Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?
Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.
Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.
But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
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MY DONGER HAS BEEN SPOOKED
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ΰΌΌγ€β―οΉβ―ΰΌ½ΰΌΌγ€ MY DONGER HAS BEEN SPOOKED, AND YOURS WILL BE TOO ΰΌΌγ€β―οΉβ―ΰΌ½ΰΌΌγ€
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Kripp gets married in a shack
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Rania: "why are you playing Diablo 3, Kripp? How can we afford Big Fat Greek Wedding with 5k Diablo viewers?" But the Kripp doesn't listen. He plays Diablo 3 and loses all his viewers and gets married in a shack.
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