[Copypasta] You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

twitchquotes: "Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Chess is too basic for Kripp

twitchquotes: "Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp

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Tell us what's in the sandwich

twitchquotes: ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/’̿’̿ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^ tell us what's in the sandwich and nobody gets hurt kripp ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/’̿’̿ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Stop objectifying Kripp

twitchquotes: I am honestly so sick and tired of people objectifying Kripp. Like yeah I get it he's a hyper-attractive vegan with large muscles and a beautiful aesthetic but that's not the point of the stream. I remember the good old days when he played PoE and everyone was just here for the memes and the gameplay but things have changed. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the healthy lifestyle Kripp has adopted and I find it hard to look away from the camera but it just feels wrong. Maybe I'm just jealous
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

rraaiissee yyoouurr ddoonnggeerrss

twitchquotes: γƒ½γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΌΌΰΊˆΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΊˆΰΌ½ΰΌ½οΎ‰οΎ‰ rraaiissee yyoouurr ddoonnggeerrss γƒ½γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΌΌΰΊˆΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΊˆΰΌ½ΰΌ½οΎ‰οΎ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

Patrick Star - I am back

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