[Copypasta] You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

twitchquotes: "Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
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April 2014
Kripp
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Shalom my fellow Twitchlings

twitchquotes: Shalom my fellow Twitchlings. My name is Herschel Goldstein, I hail from the ancient land of Israel. In this world there are two superior races: the valiant Japanese and the God-fearing Jews. When I met the great Kripp at Blizzcon 2013, he gave me a piece of advice that I will never forget: "Pentru a da oul omului, รฎl hrฤƒneศ™ti pentru o zi. Om รฎnvฤƒศ›at de ouฤƒ, รฎl va hrฤƒni pentru o viaศ›ฤƒ รฎntreagฤƒ." Translated into foreign devil talk: I am coming Yankee scum. Get on board or get out of the way."
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December 2014
Kripp

Pornhub's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ผจ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚โ„ขใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽโ€™๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ผˆ๏ผก๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผ‰๏ผŽใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Ingesting too much salt can cause casualness

twitchquotes: Studies show that ingesting too much salt can kill healthy bacteria in your digestive track, this can cause side-effects ranging from a weak immune system, acid reflex, and being a casual...
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Seagull

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ—โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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December 2015
Kripp

No longer afford drugs after playing Star Wars Force Arena

twitchquotes: (sponsored viewer): My dad has been struggling with drug addiction for the last 20 years. After I showed him this game, he can no longer afford drugs! Thank you Star Warsโ„ข: Force Arena! SeemsGood
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February 2017
Kripp

sellout

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