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More Reynad Copypastas
Are you Reynad's dad?
twitchquotes:I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
"Great day, isn't it Reynad?" Frodan asks on Skype. "I suppose so," says Reynad, "I've almost convinced Mira into anal." "I meant about Gay Marriage," replies Frodan. Reynad sighs, "I've told you before, I was drunk and confused."
Only 10 seconds into watching Eloise's stream, Reynad knew he could wait no longer. An uninvited guest, Little Reynad, had shown up and wouldn't go away. Reynad asked Frodan for his Eloise nudes and upon receiving them, Reynad had begun furiously masturbating. Ten seconds before busting a nut, Reynad noticed the image was actually a gif, and watched in horror as he saw "Eloise" take off "her" mask. Scamaz had struck again.
What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins
twitchquotes: WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO 0 OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS
( ΰ²°_β’Μ) Well Met Andrey. I, Eadric the Pure, humbly request that BROTHERMAN BILL KKona be played in this live broadcast... or else I shall reduce your dick size to 1 ( ΰ²°_β’Μ)