[Copypasta] HOLD THE LINE

twitchquotes: HOLD THE LINE EVERYONE ๐Ÿฅ WutFace _ ๐Ÿ”ช
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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I sexually idenfity as the Boogeymonster

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as The Boogeymonster. Ever since I pre-ordered 50 packs the only card I dreamed of pulling was The Boogeymonster to put it in my deck, play it on turn 8, and watch it grow. Watch it get out of control as it feasts on every puny creature my horrified opponent dares to lay on the board. I can already hear The Boogeymonster's attack sound as it swings in for a 30 damage lethal. If you can't accept this you're a boogeyphobe and you need to check your legendary privilege.
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

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Kripp's IQ is officially more than 1000

twitchquotes: nice win man you totally outplayed him on every level, every single play you did showed a whole new level of skill and meta beyond our mortal brains understandings, i have no idea how its even humanly possible to be so amazing at this card game as you are Kripp, your IQ is officially more than 1000
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

ULU

twitchquotes: โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–„ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp

Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name

twitchquotes: Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name. Thy Bad RNG come. Thy topdecks be done. On Arena as it is in Ranked. Give us this day our daily rant. And forgive us our button presses as we forgive those who don't press theirs against us. For thine is the never lucky. The bullsh*t RNG. Forever and ever. Ameno.
twitch chat
April 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Tuck me

twitchquotes: อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€tuck me ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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