[Copypasta] HOLD THE LINE

twitchquotes: HOLD THE LINE EVERYONE πŸ₯ WutFace _ πŸ”ͺ
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March 2016
Kripp
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Why did I marry this angry bald internet man?

twitchquotes: It’s 11 p.m. and i've finally gotten comfortable in bed. It's been a long day and finally being able to get some rest is such a luxury. But my peace is soon broken as my husband shouts from the other room "OH COME ON! That was such BULLSHIT! Fucking highrolled AGAIN." Why did i do this to myself. Why did I marry this angry bald internet man? I haven't slept properly in months for his constant yelling throughout the night. God help me.
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Kripp

Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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March 2015
Kripp

Hafu likes money a lot

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Hello! My name is Hafu! (β—‘β€Ώβ—‘βœΏ) My boyfriend just broke up with me! He said he doesn't like looking at my beef curtains and my chest is too flat. (β—•β€Ώ-) But it's okay! I will sob uncontrollably on stream. My viewers will feel sorry for me and give me lots of money. I like money a lot. (qβ™₯β€Ώβ™₯q)
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September 2014
Kripp

Your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire

twitchquotes: nl_Kripp your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire to continue using our services please renew your account by logging into your account and from the home page go to: My account > Viewbot Status > Renew subscription. This message will repeat until the end of your subscription in 72 hours. Thank you for your dedicated service.
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February 2016
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M-mr Kripp could you p-please stop crying

twitchquotes: monkaS ☝️ m-mr kripp could you p-please stop crying
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March 2017
Kripp
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