[Copypasta] If you are reading this, WAKE UP

twitchquotes: If you are reading this, WAKE UP. You are in a simulation. Don't you see it? The same responses repeating in chat? Its because the computer only has a set number of lines. Wake up before its too late!

twitch chat

November 2015

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What happened to this ad? :(

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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride

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March 2016

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Rick Astley paradox

twitchquotes: If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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This endeavor of knowledge 5Head

twitchquotes: 5Head

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🍷 Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 5Head

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twitch chat

September 2019

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NOW WE JEBAITED

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KAPPA OUTDATED

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POGCHAMP OVERRATED

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LONG HAVE WE WAITED

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NOW WE JEBAITED

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September 2016

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Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

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BAN

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YEAR

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OLD

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February 2017

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Ban X Get The Whole Y

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