[Copypasta] If you are reading this, WAKE UP

twitchquotes: If you are reading this, WAKE UP. You are in a simulation. Don't you see it? The same responses repeating in chat? Its because the computer only has a set number of lines. Wake up before its too late!
twitch chat
November 2015

Classic

I used to be a real ad
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top players first name

twitchquotes: LETS GO MICHAEL!! (btw Michael is imaqtpie, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)
twitch chat
November 2018
imaqtpie

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roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
twitch chat
July 2019

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I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent

twitchquotes: They say 9 out of 10 twitch users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
twitch chat
November 2014
Trump

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American website, American computers, American game

twitchquotes: Europoors hating on USA βœ“ on a American website βœ“ with American computers βœ“ on the American invented Internet βœ“ watching an American made game βœ“ From a country that was liberated and protected by America βœ“βœ“βœ“
twitch chat
June 2016

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EU vs NA

Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)

twitchquotes: now α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────βšͺ────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:πŸ»πŸΌβ €β”€β”€β”€β—‹ πŸ”Š
twitch chat
February 2020

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Who Asked?

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