Hey Reynad, Melvin Roede de Paard here. Horse penis IS food in some countries! It is eaten here in the Netherlands, it is eaten in Slovakia, and horse penis is also eaten by your hungry butthole!
Fast forward computer time to open TGT packs
twitchquotes: fast forward computer time to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see
4Head fast forward computer time 4Head to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs 4Head everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see 4Head
Are you Reynad's dad?
twitchquotes:I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
Reynad became his final form, the Reynoodle
twitchquotes:Reynad layed in his bed. Something just wasnt right. He felt cold and uncomfortable. He needed something, but what? He went out to the kitchen to see if he could find something to do the trick. On the top shelf he found it. He laid back in bed and poured the spaghetti sauce all over his noodle body to keep warm for the night. Reynad became his final form, the Reynoodle.
Reynad layed in his bed. Something just wasnt right. He felt cold and uncomfortable. He needed something, but what? He went out to the kitchen to see if he could find something to do the trick. On the top shelf he found it. He laid back in bed and poured the spaghetti sauce all over his noodle body to keep warm for the night. Reynad became his final form, the Reynoodle. EleGiggle
"Great day, isn't it Reynad?" Frodan asks on Skype. "I suppose so," says Reynad, "I've almost convinced Mira into anal." "I meant about Gay Marriage," replies Frodan. Reynad sighs, "I've told you before, I was drunk and confused."