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Disappointed that Reynad doesn't live in the Dead Sea

twitchquotes: I was disappointed to find that when i flew to the Dead Sea to realize that Reynad doesn't live there, considering it's the saltiest sea in the world.

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October 2014

Reynad

DOGES and hunter is OP

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎＢＲＡＩＮＤＥＡＤ，ｍｙｈａｎｄａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅＨｕｎｔａｒｄ．ｉｓｔｒｏｋｅｔｈｅｂｕｚｚａｒｄａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅＤＯＧＥＳａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＯＰ

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April 2014

Reynad

Alone in his heart, Reynard commits saltdoku

twitchquotes: "Tides my player," say the Reynardino, "you are my slaverrino, why don't you make videos?" But the Tides don't respond. He elopes to C9 and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Kolento. Alone in his heart, Reynard commits saltdoku at a Saltbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.

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November 2014

Reynad

Gimme gimme chicken tendies

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. FeelsGoodMan

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August 2016

Reynad

Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?

twitch chat

January 2015

Reynad

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Hearthstone

Hearthstone