[Copypasta] This is Trump News reporting

twitchquotes: This is Trump News reporting. A new craze is sweeping Greece where submissives, known as 'Subs' are being brutally brofisted for only 5 dollars! The man responsible for this is currently in hiding under a pile of pizza boxes.
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May 2015
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I hope you enjoy being tucked

twitchquotes: The year was 1999. A much younger trump was getting ready for bed when his mother entered the room. "Sweetums, it's much past your bedtime!" she chides. Obediently, Trump climbs into bed. As his mother lovingly lays the covers over him, she whispers "I hope you enjoy being tucked."
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February 2015
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F2P player

twitchquotes: Hi Trump, nice warrior deck! I'm a F2P player though, and was wondering if you could tell me what cards i could use in place of Baron, Alexstrasza, Ragnaros, Brawl, Death's bite, and shield slam?
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November 2014
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Value Town was within reach

twitchquotes: Trump couldn’t wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, ā€œTuck Frump!ā€ He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. ā€œHe has the perfect cardsā€¦ā€ Kripp thought in his head, ā€œAn absolutely ridiculous deck.ā€ Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trump’s plump rump.
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November 2014
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Hearthstone

Donald Trump said to Trump

twitchquotes: Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ā€œdid u Trump…Trump?ā€ He replied ā€œNo Trump I didn’t Trump while playing Trumps…Trumpā€, Trump then said ā€œsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumps…Trumpā€, He replied ā€œHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gaming…Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibbler…?ā€ Kappa
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November 2014
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