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~~~~~~~[]=¤ԅ[✖Ĺ̯ಠ]╯ AND NOW WE MUTINY! ~~~~~~~[]=¤ԅ[✖Ĺ̯ಠ]/
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Reynad
I used to be a real ad
More Reynad Copypastas
Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea
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Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. 
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Reynad
Can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
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reynad, everytime I watch you I start sweating, I believe this is because you have the power to harvest salt through my pores even through the internet, can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
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Reynad
salty
Jeff / Reynad / Mitch
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As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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Reynad
Hearthstone
DOGES and hunter is OP
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ｗｈｅｎ ＢＲＡＩＮＤＥＡＤ， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ Ｈｕｎｔａｒｄ． ｉ ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｂｕｚｚａｒｄ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ＤＯＧＥＳ ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ＯＰ
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Reynad
UPLOADING VIRUS EXE
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UPLOADING VIRUS EXE ████████████████] 98%
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Reynad