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10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face 
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I used to be a real ad
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Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day
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Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day. Still waiting for you to pick up me and Cattarian from the "Foster Care" fun park that you left us at a few months ago. Tell Motherania that we miss her too. If you dont pick us up soon we'll be forced to work in the salt mines. Love, Kripp Jr
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Ingesting too much salt can cause casualness
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Studies show that ingesting too much salt can kill healthy bacteria in your digestive track, this can cause side-effects ranging from a weak immune system, acid reflex, and being a casual...
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Only the chosen one can wield this sword...
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Summoning Kripp
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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