[Copypasta] It seems you have Tissed Krump

twitchquotes: Rania arrives home with a paper bag by her hand. "Foodie time !", says Kripp ready to stuff his face in front 20.000 viewers. As Rania hands over the bag and gives him a passionate kiss, she notices that his lips feel different. She looks into his eyes and yells in horror as she sees someone else in Kripps seat. "It seems you have Tissed Krump."
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twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the kripp, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #kripp till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of kripp 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world 🤠
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