[Copypasta] Repeating yourselves like parrots

twitchquotes: Wow, you imbeciles are especially stupid tonight. Repeating yourselves like parrots, spouting puerile taunts at each other, using crude 'emoticons'... Can you even form SENTENCES? One day you'll all be too dumb to even type your 'dongers,' and then twitch chat can finally have some merit. Until then, I'll stick to the moderated streams..
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

I hate Twitch Chat

(â–€ÌżÄčÌŻâ”œâ”Źâ”Žâ”Źâ”Ž Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! ÂżQuĂ© pasa, hombre? Es Jeff de la clase de Historia del Ășltimo semestre. No sabĂ­a que eras una especie de celebridad famosa hahahaha. Batirme, hombre. Por cierto, Âżalguna vez te uniste a Brian? Él era un niño de T H I C C. XD Eres un perro asĂ­. Es genial verte de nuevo. ÂĄGolpĂ©ame en algĂșn momento!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Finland's national anthem

twitchquotes: Finland mentioned, so here is our national anthem: IsÀm maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva mÀntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka metsÀ kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo RÀty Mika HÀkkinen sydÀnkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

What if we make Firelands Portal a common?

twitchquotes: "How did Kripp get 12 wins?" Ben Brode demanded at the board meeting. "You were supposed to be monitoring him, Charlie." "Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. He was streaming some boring action-RPG earlier today." Ben Brode frowned. "The salt shortage is cutting into our profits. We're going to need a solution, quick." Sarah raised her hand. "What if we make Firelands Portal a common?"
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!

twitchquotes: ᕕ┌◕ᗜ◕┐ᕗ Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! ᕕ┌◕ᗜ◕┐ᕗ
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Kappa is no longer working

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ATTENTION ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime Someone has reported that the kappa emote is no longer working. Please type "Ka ppa" (no spaces) to confirm that it is indeed still working. Kappa
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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