[Copypasta] Kripp gets married in a shack

twitchquotes: Rania: "why are you playing Diablo 3, Kripp? How can we afford Big Fat Greek Wedding with 5k Diablo viewers?" But the Kripp doesn't listen. He plays Diablo 3 and loses all his viewers and gets married in a shack.
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January 2015
Kripp
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps

twitchquotes: As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
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United States of America is now known as West Iran

twitchquotes: The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police

twitchquotes: DatSheffy ๐Ÿ“ข ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
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If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐Ÿ˜ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โŒ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐Ÿ˜ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒน. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐Ÿค 
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Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎHey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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