[Copypasta] Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt

twitchquotes: Mr. Kripp, I would like to personally thank you for saving my life. I lead a stressful life and have dangerously high blood sugar. Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt which has balanced my blood sugar levels, and according to the doctor I'm gonna do just fine now. Please remember that every time you get flamestriked, your saltiness cures another middle-aged man like myself of diabetes.
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January 2015
Kripp
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A long long time ago, when Kripp was noLife

twitchquotes: A long long time ago, when Kripp was noLife, he stumbled across an old woman in an alleyway after buying some lentil soup. She told Kripp to give him the soup and in return he would find a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, Kripp didnt realize the old woman was the succubus Raina, who would eventually make him a simple casualarrians
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November 2015
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Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat

twitchquotes: Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat and apron onto the beer-stained couch. He turns on the computer monitor which nearly blinds him, and light floods the room, revealing the months worth of pizza boxes and beers strewn about the floor. He opens Microsoft Edge. His fingers stick to the keyboard as he types "Kripp's stream" into Bing search, ready for another successful day of roasting Kripp.
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January 2019
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Tanner from High School

Why are you rank 9?

twitchquotes: β”Œ| β—” β–ƒ β—” |┐ UH KRIPP..... why are you rank 9? β”Œ| β—” β–ƒ β—” |┐
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December 2014
Kripp

BabyRage pyramid

BabyRage only real KRIPP can build perfect pyramid BabyRage BabyRage . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
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April 2017
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