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In Japan, heart surgeon
Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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Spooky skeleton
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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
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HELLO 911 📞 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 📞 HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 📞 WHATS THAT? 📞 ILL BE OKAY? 📞
HELLO 911 📞 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 📞 HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 📞 WHATS THAT? 📞 ILL BE OKAY? 📞
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i got this new anime plot
i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous