[Copypasta] Now I remember why I fell asl...

twitchquotes: Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Mill Druid. Now I remember why I fell asl... ResidentSleeper
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January 2015
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Anything to get inside Kripp

twitchquotes: I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kripp. That perfect, scrawny body. That shining forehead. The receding hairline of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I鈥檒l never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have nothing happen because he's a man. I鈥檇 do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get inside Kripp. A N Y T H I N G.
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February 2019
Kripp

You're just typing in twitch chat

twitchquotes: My beautiful Hafu turns to me in bed and kisses me. Her cute smile fills me with happiness. Hafu holds me close as she whispers in my ear: "You know this isn't real. You're just typing in twitch chat. You're alone." "10/10 body." I miss lethal.
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October 2014
Kripp

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Hey, kripp! 驴Qu茅 pasa, hombre?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! 驴Qu茅 pasa, hombre? Es Jeff de la clase de Historia del 煤ltimo semestre. No sab铆a que eras una especie de celebridad famosa hahahaha. Batirme, hombre. Por cierto, 驴alguna vez te uniste a Brian? 脡l era un ni帽o de T H I C C. XD Eres un perro as铆. Es genial verte de nuevo. 隆Golp茅ame en alg煤n momento!
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June 2017
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Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [釙權技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
Kripp

7/11 was a part time job

twitchquotes: deIlluminati 7/11 was a part time job deIlluminati
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July 2015
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