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kripp can u please roleplay so when ur hero takes damage u pretend u take damage in real life? thank you
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Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto
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Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
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Kripp is actually still living in Canada
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Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters donβt hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp 
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Jarnitro's message to Kripp
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Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
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Chugga Chugga
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αββαββα CHUGGA CHUGGA! αββαββα
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Hafu likes money a lot
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(ββΏββΏ) Hello! My name is Hafu! (β‘βΏβ‘βΏ) My boyfriend just broke up with me! He said he doesn't like looking at my beef curtains and my chest is too flat. (ββΏ-) But it's okay! I will sob uncontrollably on stream. My viewers will feel sorry for me and give me lots of money. I like money a lot. (ｑβ₯βΏβ₯ｑ)
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