[Copypasta] Giving due respect to the chat moderators

As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

twitchquotes: As a teemo main at a respectably high elo, this game is hard to watch. Literally cringing at some of these mistakes. If you actually want to learn teemo PM me (im gold 3 24lp) I also do coaching

twitch chat

April 2018

Classic

League of Legends

Do British people even exist?

Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .

December 2020

British People

Classic

I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

twitch chat

November 2020

2020 US Election

Classic

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ascii art

November 2014

Classic

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

twitchquotes: :tf:

BAN

ONE

YEAR

OLD

AND

YOU

GET

THE

WHOLE

9GAG

twitch chat

February 2017

[Copypasta] Giving due respect to the chat moderators

MODS

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MODS

As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

Classic

League of Legends

Do British people even exist?

British People

Classic

I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

2020 US Election

Classic

Troll face

Classic

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

MODS

Classic

Ban X Get The Whole Y

[Copypasta] Giving due respect to the chat moderators

MODS

Classic

Classic

MODS

As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

Classic

League of Legends

Do British people even exist?

British People

Classic

I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

2020 US Election

Classic

Troll face

Classic

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

MODS

Classic

Ban X Get The Whole Y

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