[Copypasta] My name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team

twitchquotes: Good Evening, my name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team, and from analyzing your browser history we are here to inform you that your Windows XP Operating system is not valid. Your OS will be locked in 15 minutes until you have paid for the Microsoft product. If you have any questions or concerns please don't hesitate to call us!
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December 2014
Forsen
What happened to this ad? :(
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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride 　　　 ~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　 　~ KappaPride ~ KappaPride 　 　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　 　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　 　　　~ KappaPride
twitch chat
March 2016
Forsen

Classic

KappaPride

Stop posting ResidentSleeper face

twitchquotes: Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
March 2015
Forsen

Twitch Popo

twitchquotes: Hi Forsen. This is the twitch popo. I heard you wanted me to "come at you?" I'm here to give you the bannerino
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

King Kamehameha

twitchquotes: Aloha Forsen, my name is King Kamehameha, King of Hawaii. I want to invite you to come to our tropical island paradise to teach us Cardstone. You will be compensated with a million palm leaves (over 10 million Swedish dollars). We would love to hear from you. Please no copypasterino
twitch chat
January 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

Donging through the snow

twitchquotes: ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Donging through the snow ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ In a one dong open sleigh ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ over the dongs we go ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ donging all the way ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
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December 2014
Forsen
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