[Copypasta] Brazilian No. 1 Futbol Player Eduardo Pasterinho

twitchquotes: Wᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇᴛ Kʀɪᴘᴘᴀʀɪᴀɴ! Iᴛ ɪs I, Bʀᴀᴢɪʟɪᴀɴ Nᴏ. 1 ғᴜᴛʙᴏʟ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ Eᴅᴜᴀʀᴅᴏ Pᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴʜᴏ. Aғᴛᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ɢᴏᴛ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ᴛʀʏʜᴀʀᴅs, I ғᴇᴀʀ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴊᴏʙ. Pʟs ʜᴇʟᴘ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ ᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴘᴅᴇᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴍʏ sᴀʟᴀʀʏ. Pʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘᴀ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴʜᴏ

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December 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

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Nobody will copy my tiny pasta

twitchquotes: FeelsBirthdayMan

ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵐʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃ FeelsBirthdayMan

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May 2016

Kripp

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ＨｉＫｒｉｐｐｉｔ＇ｓＧｒａｎｄＷｉｄｏｗＦａｅｒｌｉｎａ．ＩｎｅｅｄａｎｅｗｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓｔｏｌｅａｄｍｙａｃｏｌｙｔｅｓａｎｄＩｗａｓｗｏｎｄｅｒｉｎｇｉｆＲａｎｉａｗｏｕｌｄｂｅｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄ？Ｉｈｅａｒｄｓｈｅｉｓａｎａｍａｚｉｎｇｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ．Ｔｈａｎｋｓｆｏｒａｓｋｉｎｇ！Ｋｎｅｅｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｅｆｏｒｅｍｅｗｏｒｍｅｒｉｎｏ！

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July 2014

Kripp

Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp?

twitchquotes: Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp? And I'm referring to when Kripp gets Deathwinged in Arena (topdeck) on a 0-2 run after his Mad Bomber missed lethal against a 1 Health Mage with an empty board, who had just used a Shadow Word: Death discovered by Kabal Courier on his Bog Creeper, but not before the opponent used Flamestrike on his board of buffed Doppelgangsters, and then one more time after he just played Onyxia (who then got Ice Lanced and then Shattered).

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January 2017

Kripp

salty

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.

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March 2015

Kripp

VAPE TEST

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST AMPEnergyCherry

()_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_) If the arms touch the vape, you are LIT ⎝ VapeNation

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May 2016

Kripp