[Copypasta] Kripp invites twitch chat to his wedding

Tell us what's in the sandwich

twitchquotes: ̿ ̿'̿'̵з=༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿[} ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿^ tell us what's in the sandwich and nobody gets hurt kripp ̿ ̿'̿'̵з=༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿[} ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿^

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

My pasta is really just not salty enough

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent

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May 2015

Kripp

salty

When Kripp is afk, he fills his bathtube with salty tears

twitchquotes: When Kripp goes afk, he's filling up his bathtube with his salty tears. Full of Anger and bad Energy, he let the harmony of salt and warm H²O take over. He is at a better place now, dreaming about freedom and peace.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ＤｅａｒＣｙｂｒｉｘ，Ｉｈａｖｅｂｅｅｎｓｅｖｅｒｅｌｙｄｅｐｒｅｓｓｅｄｏｖｅｒｔｈｅｌａｓｔｍｏｎｔｈａｎｄｈａｖｅｃｏｎｔｅｍｐｌａｔｅｄｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ．Ａｆｔｅｒｈｅａｒｉｎｇｙｏｕｒｖｏｉｃｅ，ＩｎｏｗｒｅａｌｉｚｅＩｈａｖｅｎｏｔｈｉｎｇｌｅｆｔｔｏｌｉｖｅｆｏｒａｎｄｗｉｌｌｋｉｌｌｍｙｓｅｌｆｔｈｉｓｗｅｅｋ．．．．Ｔｈａｎｋｓｆｏｒｍａｋｉｎｇｍｙｄｅｃｉｓｉｏｎｓｏｅａｓｙ OpieOP

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Kripp invites twitch chat to his wedding

Tell us what's in the sandwich

My pasta is really just not salty enough

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

salty

When Kripp is afk, he fills his bathtube with salty tears

Cybrix's voice

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