[Copypasta] My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022
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Eminem is great but...

twitchquotes: Eminem is great but I listen to 3Pac, M&Ms, 3 Chainz, Big Wayne, Small Sean, 60 Cent, Snoop Catt, Mr. Dre, Ice Cubed, Old Jeezy, Jay-Y, Soulja Girl, Jizz Khalifa, Anna Kendrick Lamar, Hard-E, Andre 2999, Big B, Weak Mill, Semi-Automatic Kelly, Adult Cudi, Wu-Tang Tag Team, KRS-Two, and Kanye East instead.
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Forsen

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผš ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ผŽ๏ผฒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ
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April 2014
Kripp

Troll face

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November 2014

Classic

I cam I saw I came I saw

twitchquotes: I came ๐Ÿƒ I saw ๐Ÿ‘€ I came ๐Ÿƒ I saw ๐Ÿ‘€ I praise ๐Ÿ™ the Lord ๐Ÿ˜‡ then break ๐Ÿ’ฅ the law ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ I take ๐Ÿ–๏ธ what's mine ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ then take ๐Ÿ–๏ธ some more ๐Ÿ˜Œ It rains ๐ŸŒง๏ธ it pours โ›† it rains ๐ŸŒง๏ธ it pours โ›†
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Little Donger and the BDC

twitchquotes: Qtpie I need help. I have a little donger so I am unable to join the BDC. Please send help and advice otherwise I will forever be a part of the small donger squad. Promote me from the SDS to the BDC please it is all I have ever wanted.
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imaqtpie
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