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In japan we don't say 'I love Star Wars' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 丂山口乚口 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'I wanna fuck Ben Swolo' in japanese symbols.
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Szechuan sauce at McDonald's
"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!”. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.
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TOUCH IT KRIPP
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╰U╯☜(◉ɷ◉ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
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A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS
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BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER
THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY