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I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types.
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(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded
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ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss
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๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! ๐๐๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire
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I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionize new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If, like me, you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the memers and Toucans know that real copypasta back.
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Whoโs Joe? Joe Momma
"Whoโs joe?" a distant voice asks.
Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
โJoe Mommaโฆโ the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
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YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! โงนโฒโโงน