I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
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Years of research
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Yeah, Iβm a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donβt know about these communities. Melee isnβt part of the actual smash community and Iβm not saying that because I donβt like them. Iβm saying that based off of years of research.
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Classic
Super Smash Bros
Own a musket for home defense
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Lazy SCP writers be like
Scp-ββββ is a ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ foundation staff ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ D-3819 ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ among us ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ genitals were obliterated ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers
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ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α
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Kripp
My brother wonβt stop saying βITS MORBING TIME!β
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) wonβt stop saying βITS MORBING TIME!β he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says βits morbing time!β
Iβm losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb