I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
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Decided I will no longer be paying taxes
Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
I'M PIICCKKLEE RIIICKK
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π₯ IM PIIICKLE π₯ RIIIIIICK!!! π π π― π₯ IM PIIICKLE π₯ RIIIIIICK!!! π π π― π₯ IM PIIICKLE π₯ RIIIIIICK!!! π π π―
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Rick and Morty
Valorant censorship
At least you have the fucking balls to say it.
Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullshit is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.
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Taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk
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Don't mind me just taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk -( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)β―β²___0
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Forsen
eat hot chip and lie
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any female born after 1993 canβt cookβ¦ all they know is mcdonaldβs , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
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