I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
My instagram explore tab is full of...
My instagram explore tab is full of asian girls. How do I get rid of this so my gf doesn't see?
WallStreetBets
Guys my moms said I'm grounded
twitchquotes:
Guys my moms said I'm grounded ๐ญ and she took my computer away ๐ฐ no more fortnite! ๐ฒ So I posted her credit card numbers in my story as revenge! ๐๐ Heck you mom!๐
twitch chat
Fortnite
Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr
twitchquotes:
Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr (2000+) 
keep chat high quality
keep chat high quality
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
Kripp please stop wearing sexually suggestive clothing
twitchquotes:
Hi Kripp, I think your arena results would be better if you focused more on your gameplay and less on wearing sexually suggestive clothing
twitch chat
Kripp
I sexually Identify as
Year 2025, Riot takes over the world
twitchquotes:
The year is 2025, Riot has finished acquiring Facebook and Google as well as the country of Germany, making it the first nation in terms of GDP. All games, electronic devices, appliances and vehicles are to be produced and purchased from Riot only, failure to do so may result in being set to League Reformation Camps.
twitch chat