I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I sexually idenfity as VapeNation
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. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and Iโm *** retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me โLitโ and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you canโt accept me youโre a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and Iโm *** retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me โLitโ and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you canโt accept me youโre a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
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only a real human being can buld a prper face
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๐ ๐ ๐ only a real human being can build a proper face ๐
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xQc trolls Among Us
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Hey Chat, I am pretty sad that xQc trolls this game. He was such a good Crewmate before and now he is just ruining the game. If he don't want to play correctly he just should leave the lobby. I am actual really mad right now, maybe I even close the stream. I am very concerd that he is developing into a toxic Troll.
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Please stop spamming random copy pastas like some machine
Please stop spamming random copy pastas like some machine, it's ruining my Twitch chat experience. Don't conform to standard like everyone else, think for yourselves!
lol not actually laughing
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Hi tyler1, i was just wondering as to why you type "lol" in the chat but on camera you are not actually laughing?
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