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π π π π π βοΈ π π
π π π π π βοΈ π π
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THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD
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π¦ THROW π¦ THIS π¦ CRAB π¦ 2 π¦ MAKE π¦ HBOX π¦ MAD
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Rhyme Chant
Super Smash Bros
BAIR, FAIR, Up AIR, DAIR
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BAIR, FAIR, Up AIR, DAIR. Long ago, the four aerials lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when MKLeo picked Ike and spammed NAIR. Only the Tweek, master of all four aerials, could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
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Super Smash Bros
If my girl and PPMD both drowning
if my girl π
and PPMD 
both drowning π±
and I can only save one π€
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Catch me at my girlβs funeral π
chanting STACK π
IT π
UP π
π
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π
both drowning π±
and I can only save one π€
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Catch me at my girlβs funeral π
chanting STACK π
IT π
UP π
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Super Smash Bros
Smash bros in the year 20XX
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The year is 20XX. Every official stream online has zero views because grassroots organizations have usurped all Esports streams. Nintendo is destitute and broke, their only source of income is through taxing sold copies of Melee, CRTs, and gamecubes. Society has evolved to the point that with a cybernetic implant, you can connect directly to netplay and shine on your opponent while broadcasting free of a DMCA complaint and a C&D letter from Nintendo. Doug Bowser is the last living human without an implant, and is found cold and naked, wondering why everyone is constantly talking about wavedashes.
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Super Smash Bros
Program and Control Man
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We are all living in Pac-Manβs world. You know what Pac stands for? P.A.C Program and Control. Heβs program and Control Man. The whole thingβs a metaphor. All he can do is consume. Heβs pursued by demons that are probably just in his own mind.
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