[Copypasta] your streams lately have really helped me

twitchquotes: hey [streamer], your streams lately have really helped me with my depression, bleakness, dejection, distress, sorrow, my car trouble, my 401k, my grades, my slimp dick, my underperforming AMD driver, the armenian genocide, the galloping campaign, the war in the vietnamese, oh god they are in the trees, the battle of antietam, the housing crisis of 2008, the bankruptcy of greece in 2015, the explosion of chernobyl, my late grandma denise
twitch chat
December 2020
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles.

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles. A slab is half a block. If you say "half-slab," you're literally saying "half half block," or in other words, "quarter-block." A slab is not a quarter of a block. It is a half of a block. There is no such thing as a quarter block.
August 2021

Minecraft

AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ 🦊 and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) πŸ˜πŸˆπŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai 🐴🐺πŸ₯°. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen😳 and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)πŸŽΆπŸŽΌβ™«πŸŽ€ (eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her 😑😀🀬😈 AITA?
September 2021

Am I The Asshole?

legs man or a breasts man

twitchquotes: One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now I’m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
twitch chat
November 2019

Annoyed Anime Girl

β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘€β €β €β£€β£€β£€β‘€β €β’€β‘€β €β’€β£€β£€β£€β €β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β£ β£Žβ£€β£€β£ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Άβ‘„β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⒰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⑿⑿⠏⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⑆⠀⠀ β €β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ’Ώβ ‹β ‰β €β €β €β €β €β‘€β €β €β ˜β’Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£§β €β € β €β €β’°β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ Ÿβ’β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ‡β €β €β‘ˆβ €β »β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ €β € β €β €β£Όβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ β €β’Έβ €β ˆβ’³β£Άβ£€β£„β €β ˆβ €β β €β €β €β’€β €β Ήβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ €β € β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ €β €β ˆβ£Όβ‘‡β €β ˜β »β Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β’€β£€β‘€β Œβ €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ ƒβ €β € ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⑀⠀⠀⑏⑇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⑿⠋⒰⒠⣿⑏⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘‡β €β €β’·β‘ƒβ €β €β’€β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£΄β£―β£Ύβ‘Ÿβ €β €β €β € β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ €β €β£Όβ£Ώβ‘„β €β ˆβ €β’‘β Άβ €β €β €β €β’€β£Ύβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘‡β €β €β €β € β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ β €β €β €β’€β£€β£ β£€β£€β£΄β Ÿβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘‡β €β €β €β € β €β €β ™β’Ώβ ƒβ €β €β’Έβ£Ώβ£Ÿβ €β €β’€β£€β£Ύβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ Ÿβ β’°β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ ƒβ €β €β €β € β €β €β  β ΄β €β €β €β Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ §β Ύβ Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ ƒβ €β €β Ύβ Ώβ Ώβ Ÿβ β €
April 2020

Troll face

β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–‘β–„β–€β–’β–„β–„β–„β–’β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘ β–ˆβ–‘β–’β–ˆβ–’β–„β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–ˆ β–ˆβ–‘β–’β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–€β–€β–„β–’β–ˆ β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–€β–‘β–€β–€β–‘β–„β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–€β–ˆβ–„β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–„β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘
November 2014

Classic

Text-to-Speech Playing