[Copypasta] Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
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twitchquotes: I got the horses๐Ÿด in the back๐Ÿ”™ ๐Ÿ˜Œ Horse๐Ÿด tack is attached๐Ÿ‘Œ Hat ๐Ÿค is matte black๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ Got the boots๐Ÿ‘ข thatโ€™s black๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฟ to match๐Ÿค Ridinโ€™ on a horse๐Ÿด, ha๐Ÿคฃ You๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒพ can whip ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Šyour Porsche๐Ÿš— I been in the โ›ฐ๏ธvalleyโ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ You ainโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…โ™‚๏ธbeen up๐Ÿ‘† off the porch๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ด, now Canโ€™t nobody tell๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ me๐Ÿค  nothinโ€™โŒ
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€
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Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
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Monkey D. Luffy

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ คโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ คโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฒโข‹โ โ ‹โฃ›โฃณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข€โ  โฃดโ —โข€โ ฅโ ‚โขโ คโ คโ คโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ›โ ›โ ‰โ —โ ’โ ฒโขคโฃ€โ € โ ฐโ ƒโ โ €โ ‹โก โ €โ ฎโ คโ คโ คโ คโกคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฝโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก† โ €โ œโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข โฃคโฃ”โฃ’โก’โ ’โ ‚โ โ €โก€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโ € โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข„โกดโ ‹โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโกŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โก โ โ ‰โขธโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ โ €โ €โฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ™โ ‹โ ดโ ›โฃฟโข›โกฟโ ฌโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˜โ นโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโก‡โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˜โ ‰โขฐโฃฏโกŠโ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ ˜โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ›โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโขฒโฃ„โ €โ ’โ ‚โ €โฃ€โขดโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโ €โขปโฃฟโฃถโฃดโฃพโกŸโขธโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŽโ €โข€โฃ โกคโ ‚โข โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ™โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ ™โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‰โ ‰โข‡โ €โ ˆโก‡โ ˜โฃโ €โกฟโกฐโ €โ €โข€โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ —โ ’โขฟโก€โ ธโกˆโฃ โ งโ žโ ‰โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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The Airport Security Test!

twitchquotes: โœ… ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿšซ The Airport Security Test! Can you pass through? โŽ 4Head
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