Sometimes watching porn I like to pretend I'm the "woman" it's called empathy not homosexuality.
Can you guys critique my portfolio? New investor looking for guidance
Not sure if this is the best place to post this but I just inherited 1.5M from my distant uncle and want to make him proud. Right now my portfolio I have:
10% LUCK
20% SKLZ
15% CPW
5% PLTR
50% PAIN
and 100% R.TO (RTN)
is this an ok for a beginner looking for conservative annual 37% gains?
Not sure if this is the best place to post this but I just inherited 1.5M from my distant uncle and want to make him proud. Right now my portfolio I have:
10% LUCK
20% SKLZ
15% CPW
5% PLTR
50% PAIN
and 100% R.TO (RTN)
is this an ok for a beginner looking for conservative annual 37% gains?
I couldnโt tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do
I couldnโt tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do or even what the ticker stands for...but you better believe Iโm jacked to the mfโing tits in every single meme stonk that you crayon eaters have been pumping. CHOO CHOO MFโER.
I couldnโt tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do or even what the ticker stands for...but you better believe Iโm jacked to the mfโing tits in every single meme stonk that you crayon eaters have been pumping. CHOO CHOO MFโER.
Fuck you all, Iโm never listening to this sub again.
Yesterday I said weโd see a rally like weโve never seen before
I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts.
My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully Iโll make something. Somehow oil also tanked.
Fuck you all. Iโm only listening to myself now. Youโre all retarded and so am I for listening to you.
Edit: not sure why some of you degens think Iโm blaming you. Of course itโs my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards
See you tomorrow
Yesterday I said weโd see a rally like weโve never seen before
I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts.
My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully Iโll make something. Somehow oil also tanked.
Fuck you all. Iโm only listening to myself now. Youโre all retarded and so am I for listening to you.
Edit: not sure why some of you degens think Iโm blaming you. Of course itโs my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards
See you tomorrow
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Jeff Divorcedzos ๐
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Bill "HELL Giga GUH is coming" Clownman ๐คก
Chamath, "I'm abouta fuck shit up" Papaya ๐
Ryan Cocken your butthole ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ณ
๐ฅ Z ๐ฅ U ๐ฅ C ๐ฅ C ๐ฅ
Tim ๐ Bottom ๐ ฑ๏ธENIS
Jack Ma MIA ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Cathie "A prayer a day keeps the ๐ปs' away" or "Jesus, take my buying power" Woods ๐โ๏ธ
Choose your fighter
Alex Magikarp ๐
Elon TechnoCuckLord ๐ค+๐คด
Jeff Divorcedzos ๐
Salmonella ๐ Nutella ๐ซ
Bill "HELL Giga GUH is coming" Clownman ๐คก
Chamath, "I'm abouta fuck shit up" Papaya ๐
Ryan Cocken your butthole ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ณ
๐ฅ Z ๐ฅ U ๐ฅ C ๐ฅ C ๐ฅ
Tim ๐ Bottom ๐ ฑ๏ธENIS
Jack Ma MIA ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Cathie "A prayer a day keeps the ๐ปs' away" or "Jesus, take my buying power" Woods ๐โ๏ธ
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