Jack Ma goes missing after criticizing the CCP. BABA stock tanks. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kpsy0b/comment/gi1rh98
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No name calling
I just had a conversation w a ๐ that didnt resort to name calling... We just spoke our peace and wished ourselves good luck and now i dint know what to do with myself.
I think im going to go back and call him a bitch.
I just had a conversation w a ๐ that didnt resort to name calling... We just spoke our peace and wished ourselves good luck and now i dint know what to do with myself.
I think im going to go back and call him a bitch.
GME $1000 IS NOT A MEME
๐๐๐ UPVOTE/GILD SO PEOPLE CAN SEE ๐๐๐
LISTEN TO ME. DO NOT SELL TOMORROW. OR ANY DAY THIS WEEK. Drops are coming. They are counting on fear to beat us. Itโs the only weapon they have on us, but it wonโt work because we are retarded. The people are finally taking the power back from these boomer hedge fund big money shorting douchebags - the same people who fucked everyone over in 2008 with CDOs and continue to fuck you over to this day. Get ready to make Melvin throat hard retard dick. We only have strength if we stay in this TOGETHER. HOLD THE LINE. THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASNT HAPPENED YET. Donโt pussy out you fucking idiots. $1000 IS NOT A MEME. I love you all, you beautiful autistic bulls. Hang tight while we ride this thing into the FUCKING STRATOSPHERE.
APES TOGETHER STRONG ๐ฆ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐ UPVOTE/GILD SO PEOPLE CAN SEE ๐๐๐
LISTEN TO ME. DO NOT SELL TOMORROW. OR ANY DAY THIS WEEK. Drops are coming. They are counting on fear to beat us. Itโs the only weapon they have on us, but it wonโt work because we are retarded. The people are finally taking the power back from these boomer hedge fund big money shorting douchebags - the same people who fucked everyone over in 2008 with CDOs and continue to fuck you over to this day. Get ready to make Melvin throat hard retard dick. We only have strength if we stay in this TOGETHER. HOLD THE LINE. THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASNT HAPPENED YET. Donโt pussy out you fucking idiots. $1000 IS NOT A MEME. I love you all, you beautiful autistic bulls. Hang tight while we ride this thing into the FUCKING STRATOSPHERE.
APES TOGETHER STRONG ๐ฆ ๐ ๐
where were u wen Melon Captol die (GameStop short squeeze)
apolgy for bad english
where were u wen Melon Captol die
i was at Gamestock buying Ps5 when phone ring
"Melon is kil"
โyesโ
apolgy for bad english
where were u wen Melon Captol die
i was at Gamestock buying Ps5 when phone ring
"Melon is kil"
โyesโ
$600 should last us for at least 5 months
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
Robinhood halts trading on President's Day
This is bullshit. Iโm disgusted and Iโm honestly on the verge of having a mental fucking breakdown. Robinhood has once again halted trading. But this time itโs halted on all stocks. This fine Monday morning I wake up to find that all orders arenโt going to be filled till tomorrow morning. My dadโs wifeโs girlfriend is a powerful lawyer in Boca Raton and Iโm seriously considering retaining her services and filing a class action lawsuit against these citadel dick munchers. This has happened to me too many times. Iโm low key spiraling into madness. Donate to me on onlyfans if you want to contribute towards the legal fees. Sheโs giving me a pretty kickass discount, but she estimates itโs still going to cost $150k. This happens to be the amount I lost on gme, but this is not relevant to the conversation here. Itโs time to rise up and take down robinhood once and for all.
Also, yeah my stepmom has a girlfriend. Itโs 2021 you bigots.
This is bullshit. Iโm disgusted and Iโm honestly on the verge of having a mental fucking breakdown. Robinhood has once again halted trading. But this time itโs halted on all stocks. This fine Monday morning I wake up to find that all orders arenโt going to be filled till tomorrow morning. My dadโs wifeโs girlfriend is a powerful lawyer in Boca Raton and Iโm seriously considering retaining her services and filing a class action lawsuit against these citadel dick munchers. This has happened to me too many times. Iโm low key spiraling into madness. Donate to me on onlyfans if you want to contribute towards the legal fees. Sheโs giving me a pretty kickass discount, but she estimates itโs still going to cost $150k. This happens to be the amount I lost on gme, but this is not relevant to the conversation here. Itโs time to rise up and take down robinhood once and for all.
Also, yeah my stepmom has a girlfriend. Itโs 2021 you bigots.
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