I just figured out why they call them βBrokersβ
I used to be a real ad
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Currently Tesla share price is only valued for the next 200 years but studies have shown that Earth will survive another 1 billions years before the Sun dies out. Thus You don't have to be genius to figure out Tesla is heavily undervalued and it's current value factors in only the very short time. I am kinda retarded to be able to do the math but trust me it's heavy money.
Factor in the when Zuckenberg calls in his species and that planet will be another market for Tesla that's more clients for Tesla and it will sky rocket. Get in before it's late
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I am financially ruined
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I'm buysexual
Iβm buysexual, sometimes Iβm a top (when I buy) and sometimes a bottom (when I sell)
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The real power of compounding
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