I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk
Tesla is undervalued
Currently Tesla share price is only valued for the next 200 years but studies have shown that Earth will survive another 1 billions years before the Sun dies out. Thus You don't have to be genius to figure out Tesla is heavily undervalued and it's current value factors in only the very short time. I am kinda retarded to be able to do the math but trust me it's heavy money.
Factor in the when Zuckenberg calls in his species and that planet will be another market for Tesla that's more clients for Tesla and it will sky rocket. Get in before it's late
Currently Tesla share price is only valued for the next 200 years but studies have shown that Earth will survive another 1 billions years before the Sun dies out. Thus You don't have to be genius to figure out Tesla is heavily undervalued and it's current value factors in only the very short time. I am kinda retarded to be able to do the math but trust me it's heavy money.
Factor in the when Zuckenberg calls in his species and that planet will be another market for Tesla that's more clients for Tesla and it will sky rocket. Get in before it's late
Damn missed the TSLA pump
Damn missed the TSLA pump... just like last week... and last month.... and last year
Damn missed the TSLA pump... just like last week... and last month.... and last year
GME short squeeze
Lets dumb this down for you apes:
- Let's say 5 banana's currently cost 10 dollar
- One ape on the market has 5 banana's
- Snake asks to borrow 5 banana's for a bit and instead sells the 5 banana's thinking price will go down soon (shorting). he thinks he can buy them later for less and give them back to ape, so he make's profit on the difference.
- Group of apes notice what stupid snakes are doing and decide to buy all banana's on the market until snakes have no other choice than to buy from the group of apes in order to return what they borrowed
- If group of apes stay strong then price will go ๐๐๐
Lets dumb this down for you apes:
- Let's say 5 banana's currently cost 10 dollar
- One ape on the market has 5 banana's
- Snake asks to borrow 5 banana's for a bit and instead sells the 5 banana's thinking price will go down soon (shorting). he thinks he can buy them later for less and give them back to ape, so he make's profit on the difference.
- Group of apes notice what stupid snakes are doing and decide to buy all banana's on the market until snakes have no other choice than to buy from the group of apes in order to return what they borrowed
- If group of apes stay strong then price will go ๐๐๐
My wife told me to talk dirty to her
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said โdirtier!โ So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said โdirtier!โ So I said โIโm gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. Iโm gonna put it in long and deep. Iโm gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.โ
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think weโre getting a divorce.
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said โdirtier!โ So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said โdirtier!โ So I said โIโm gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. Iโm gonna put it in long and deep. Iโm gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.โ
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think weโre getting a divorce.
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