Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Lovander is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the mammal group, which is mostly comprised of compatible pals, Lovander are able to take four jobs, this means they are well versatile and can accommodate any fantasy you wish, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to the move "Acid Rain" , you can be rough with one. Due to their passive ability, "Heart Drain" they are able to easily suck you out, then life-steal ejaculate to restore some of your HP. You could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also drop the items, cake, mushroom, suspicious juice, and strange juice. So it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their Level 2 Handiwork suitability, No other Pal comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, in the Pal's description, Lovander is known for breeding with humans as other Pals don't give her enough satisfaction. Lovander is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Rain means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
twitchquotes:Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
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I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)
SpongeBob is asexual
No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff
He’s a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually