[Copypasta] CTRL WTF for Fancy WTF

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro

twitchquotes: Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

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April 2020

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Singlee and ready to Minglee

twitchquotes: MingLee

SINGLEE

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READY

MINGLEE

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November 2015

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top players first name

twitchquotes: LETS GO MICHAEL!! (btw Michael is imaqtpie, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

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November 2018

imaqtpie

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Think about your actions

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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September 2018

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Lenny face brick wall

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

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July 2019

[Copypasta] CTRL WTF for Fancy WTF

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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro

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Singlee and ready to Minglee

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top players first name

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Think about your actions

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Lenny face brick wall

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