[Copypasta] I want to become a walrus

twitchquotes: Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
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Hey Kripp, itā€™s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, itā€™s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
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twitchquotes: babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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twitchquotes: ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€” imGlitch The broadcaster of this channel has promoted you to mod status. Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this.ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”
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If any of you copy and paste this you will be in serious trouble

twitchquotes: į¶¦ Ė¢Ź·įµ‰įµƒŹ³ įµ—įµ’ įµįµ’įµˆ į¶¦į¶  įµƒį¶°Źø įµ’į¶  Źøįµ’įµ˜ įµįµ’įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³Ź³į¶ įµ˜į¶œįµįµ‰Ź³Ė¢ į¶œįµ’įµ–Źø įµƒį¶°įµˆ įµ–įµƒĖ¢įµ—įµ‰ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ Źøįµ’įµ˜ Ź·į¶¦į¶«į¶« įµ‡įµ‰ į¶¦į¶° Ė¢įµ‰Ź³į¶¦įµ’įµ˜Ė¢ įµ—Ź³įµ’įµ˜įµ‡į¶«įµ‰
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