[Copypasta] The Picture

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.
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November 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ) krippFist Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ go *** yourself Kappa
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November 2014
Kripp

One day I'll be a real dong

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡
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August 2015
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Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth

twitchquotes: High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need."
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February 2015
Kripp

Classic

salty

Too salty for table salt

twitchquotes: Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
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October 2014
Kripp

FOR THE HORDE tank

twitchquotes: โ–ˆ SMOrc โ–ˆ โ–ˆ ]โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ ............โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚ ...........โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] ...........โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—คFOR THE HORDE
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