A Bow Gnar is a physiological phenomenon in which the Gnar at full Mana becomes firm with extra Armor, engorged with HP, and enlarged. Bow Gnar is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular, and endocrine factors, and is often associated with shapeshifter's bestialities, although Bow Gnar can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle, and direction of a Bow Gnar varies considerably between players.
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You need a high IQ to understand Teamfight Tactics
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Teamfight Tactics. The intricacies of combat are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Kenjutsu most of the fights will leave those unprepared, dead and frustrated. Thereās also the stealth aspects, which are deftly woven into the gameplay - this tactical approach draws heavily from Sun Tzuās āArt of Warā, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the gameplay.
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This is Mordeās mom
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Hi David, this is Mordeās mom. I noticed you havenāt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnāt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, āWeāre never taking Morde.ā I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donāt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Sneaky goes 8th in TFT 8 times in a row
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After going 8th 8 times in a row, "Patient 8" hits his head on the wall 8 times in quick succession. The patient only communicates to his "chat"; a bunch of random sentences strung together to find out what will make the patient communicate. The word "Meteos" seems to trigger some sort of erotic response in the patient.
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k3soju it's a neighth
soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. Hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. Suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. Twitch chat watch as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. He stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
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Hey reckful, Akaliās sensie here
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Hey reckful, Akaliās sensie here. The way you always say how everyone is rolling for her. Itās effecting her mental state a lot, she has the great ninja AND assassin Exodia synergy. However, with all the people throwing money and wanting her to pop off she is starting to feel like a prostitute. Her back is hurting from all the carrying and F(*#$ she is doing in every game. Please tell others to slow their roll and consider how their actions can hurt others self identity well being.
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