abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
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Kill the chicken again
Kripp complains
twitchquotes:
The opponent mulligans his cards. "Oh my god dude, are you kidding me?" says Kripp. The opponent plays a 2 drop. "Seriously dude? This is crazy." The opponent draws a card at the start of their turn. "No fckin way dude, I can't beat that." The opponent hero powers. "This is some crazy RNG bullshit" says Kripp.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
salty
I screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Among Us / Amogus
TSM and TL waiting for Fly at the airport
twitchquotes:
HELLO FLY? 馃摓 
TSM HERE 馃摓 WE FOUND TL AT THE AIRPORT MC DONALDS 馃摓 WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU 馃摓 WIFI PASSWORD 0-6
TSM HERE 馃摓 WE FOUND TL AT THE AIRPORT MC DONALDS 馃摓 WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU 馃摓 WIFI PASSWORD 0-6
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Riot Games
League of Legends
I highlight every message
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Lmao you call yourself a [insert streamer] fan? I'm fucking loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you're a true fan
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