abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
What happened to this ad? :(
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666
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123+123+420=666 Illuminati confirmed
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ’?
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ’? 
I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lβ’ Developers)
I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lβ’ Developers)
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Kripp
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Amaz
Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt
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Mr. Kripp, I would like to personally thank you for saving my life. I lead a stressful life and have dangerously high blood sugar. Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt which has balanced my blood sugar levels, and according to the doctor I'm gonna do just fine now. Please remember that every time you get flamestriked, your saltiness cures another middle-aged man like myself of diabetes.
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