abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Absence of the "legendary" card back
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( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidโข here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณ )
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Kripp
Hearthstone
COCKtober emojipasta
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iโm sorry I kept referring to Fredโs liberally mayoโd oven-roasted chicken sub as a โbukkake specialโ. Iโm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iโm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling โETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?โ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Monitor always grey, need you to fix
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HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ๏ธ๐ This is QT โ๏ธ๐ Monitor always grey โ๏ธ๐ need you to fix
HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ๏ธ๐ This is QT โ๏ธ๐ Monitor always grey โ๏ธ๐ need you to fix
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
French word for grape is raisin
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you know whats strange about english, you guys have a word for dried grapes: raisins. but the strange thing is that in french the word grape is litteraly raisin, but we dont have a word for dried ones, we just say dried grapes but in French so raisin sec BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE THE CRAZY PART because do you know what we call a bunch of grape together? a GRAPPE so a bunch of grape in french is Grappe de raisins 
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