[Copypasta] abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free

abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours. Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
April 2022
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Such exquisite entertainment 🍷

twitchquotes: FeelsOkayMan 🍷 Such exquisite entertainment certainly would not be complete without some full blown ass-blasting gachimuchi, wouldn't you agree, Mr Fors?
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July 2019
Forsen

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learn instead of crying

twitchquotes: This is a game of pure skill and you lost because you were completely outplayed and outmaneuvered. It's better to learn from your mistakes instead of crying because you believe your opponents are luckier than you are. One day, when you can actually admit to your mistakes, you might actually be better at the game. :)
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November 2019
Kripp

Kripp

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November 2014
Kripp

gachiGASM hands up

⠄⑄⑆⑄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⑀⠄⠒⠄⠄⠄⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣄⣠⠄ ⒱⣼⣿⠇⒀⠄⠄⠄⑰⠅⒀⣴⣾⑿⠿Ⓑ⠝⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⑝ β Έβ£Ώβ£Ώβ —β ‹β „β „β  β ‚β „β£Ώβ£Ώβ‘§β’’β£‚β£Όβ£Ώβ£„β‘šβ‘„β „β „β „β „β „β ˆβ ²β£Ώβ£Ώβ‘― ⠄⣿⑿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⑏⣩⣀⣡①⑺⑄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄Ⓒ⣿⠃ β „β£Ώβ£Ώβ „β „β „β „β „β’€β’€β‘˜β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£§β ‹β –β šβ ‚β’Ήβ£Ώβ „β „β „β „β „β „β£Ύβ£Ώβ „ β „β£Ώβ£·β‘‡β „β „β „β „β’β£β£·β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ÿβ‘²β Ύβ’»β „β „β „β „β „β£Έβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ „ β „β’Ήβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘€β „β „β „β „β ‰β’«β£Όβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ Ÿβ “β “β‘˜β „β „β „β „β£°β£Ώβ£Ώβ β „ β „β ˆβ Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ „β „β „β „β „β „β »β Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ Ÿβ ‰β „β „β Ήβ ‡β „β „β „β Ίβ Ώβ Ώβ β „β „
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November 2018

KappaPride

Control V

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ Ιͺ α΄„α΄›Κ€ΚŸ α΄  α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’s Ιͺɴᴛᴏ α΄„Κœα΄€α΄› Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Ιͺ ᴀᴍ α΄€ ᴍΙͺΙ΄α΄…ΚŸα΄‡ss ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅ ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ
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