[Copypasta] abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free

abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours. Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
April 2022
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Got my cans of spam for quarantine

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March 2020

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COVID

When a stream sniper looks at a stream, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun

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December 2014
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ARAM, aka "Americans Running Around Mid"

twitchquotes: ARAM, aka "Americans Running Around Mid," is a strategy employed by many LCS teams in order to tilt their opponents. However, its successfulness is questionable, especially since it made TL lose the fastest ever international Bo5.
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August 2019

League of Legends

NOPERS

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January 2021

monkaW

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December 2019

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