abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
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Speaking American
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IF YOU THINK NA SUCKS WHY ARE U ALL SPEAKING AMERICAN EUROFAGS? 
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Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) is that your knee or you just excited to see me? ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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Kripp
Daddy, where do dongers come from?
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(=βΩΝβ=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=βΩΝβ=) γ½( ΝΒ° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)οΎYou see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger. γ½( ΝΒ° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)οΎ
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Kripp
yang gang for life
twitchquotes:
If my girl π© and yang π€ both drowning π± and I can only save one π’ catch me with my 1000 extra a month π€π€ because it's yang gang for life π€πππ
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