[Copypasta] Reacting to content takes skill

twitchquotes: Reaction when done right is a true artform. The sheer effort, persistence and dedication it takes for someone to master the craft is astounding. The skill and talent of the contestants on masterchef pales in comparison to the skill and talent of the true master watching them, pausing at the precise moment to achieve the pinnacle of comedy by releasing gas audibly from his colon. It is truly exhilarating, even a little arousing, to witness a true master of reacting at work.
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December 2021
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Red was not An Impostor

twitchquotes: . ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ขใ€€ ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€. ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€ เถž ใ€‚ใ€€ . โ€ข . Red was not An Imposter. . . 2 Impostor remains ใ€€ ใ€‚ใ€€. ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ .ใ€€ใ€€ .
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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Copy pasters are such idiots.

twitchquotes: Copy pasters are such idiots. Imagine being so dumb you just CTRL + C what other people write? Wasting oxygen for real. Try an original thought please.
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March 2020

Sandown being investigated by the FBI

twitchquotes: เผผโ–€ู„อœโ–€เผฝ The FBI is currently investigating a possible DDOS attack against Kripparian. It is believed that Sandown masterminded this attack against Kripparian's stream, in order to steal his viewers and promote his own streaming career. It is estimated that Kripparian has lost tens of millions of dollars in the DDOS attack, which Sandown allegedly had executed. Sandown refused to comment on the event when reporters swarmed his house, but he later released a brief statement denying the allegation. Kripparian spoke out later that night stating that he intends to sue Sandown if it is proven that he did commit this cyber crime. เผผโ–€ู„อœโ–€เผฝ
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January 2015
Kripp

SKROINK!

twitchquotes: [ แ•ค เฒ  (oo) เฒ  ]แ•ค ๏ธตโ”ปโ”โ”ป SKROINK! [ แ•ค เฒ  (oo) เฒ  ]แ•ค ๏ธตโ”ปโ”โ”ป
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff โ˜บ๏ธ to my impostor body pillow, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ but when I came, ๐Ÿ‘ป I started floating, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and think I got teleported into the skeld. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ I immediately was transported back to earth, ๐Ÿ˜ญ and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, ๐Ÿคช as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter ๐Ÿ’ช โ€œIM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTERโ€ I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me ๐Ÿคค but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™โ˜น๏ธ She then said I was going to a magical place called the โ€œmental asylumโ€ ๐Ÿค” Iโ€™m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

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