[Copypasta] Reacting to content takes skill

twitchquotes: Reaction when done right is a true artform. The sheer effort, persistence and dedication it takes for someone to master the craft is astounding. The skill and talent of the contestants on masterchef pales in comparison to the skill and talent of the true master watching them, pausing at the precise moment to achieve the pinnacle of comedy by releasing gas audibly from his colon. It is truly exhilarating, even a little arousing, to witness a true master of reacting at work.
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December 2021
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Kicking person downstairs

β—‹ く|)へ 〉 οΏ£οΏ£β”—β”“ [insert text here] γ€€ γ€€ β”—β”“γ€€ γƒΎβ—‹ο½Ό γ€€γ€€ β”—β”“ γƒ˜/ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ β”—β”“γƒŽ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ β”—β”“
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October 2021

If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•—
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December 2014
Kripp

I WAS MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS

twitchquotes: IVE BEEN MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS BECAUSE THE MODS CANT TAKE CRITICISM OR JOKES, IF I GET MUTED AGAIN, IM REPORTING THEM TO THE ODO FACTION TWITTER
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April 2019

MODS

NA, aka 'No Achievements'

twitchquotes: NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional League of Legends scene. They are specifically known for their clown fiestas and never winning anything worthwhile in the history of League of Legends.
twitch chat
November 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad. :(
twitch chat
July 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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