nature has molded females to become a holy being. they must be worshipped at all costs. since they lack the barbaric y chromosome and testosterone, they are unaggressive and thus good people. they are prophets, they are guides. questioning them is foolish and expecting ๐ฆ for free is blasphemy. i will protect women at all costs and sacrifice everything for them because even their motherhood is a natural wonder. simping is a way of life. it is worship. would you make fun of a muslim for praying? then don't make fun of me either
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I am not a simp.
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And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iโve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedโ never simped for a girl. Iโve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iโm a simp. Well, Iโm not a simp. Iโve never simped for any girl Iโve got. I am not a simp.
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I want to date Poki
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Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iโm the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iโm gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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