[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
August 2021
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ•โ•โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
July 2015

Uma Jan laughs at fear, afraid of nothing

twitchquotes: โคUma Jan laughs at fear, afraid of nothing, He does not shy away from the sword.The quiver rattles against his side, along with the flashing spear and lance. In frenzied excitement he eats up the enemies! He cannot stand still when the game start,our lord and saviour Uma Jan.โค
twitch chat
June 2019

League of Legends

Kripp wash your hands after toilet

twitchquotes: Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Smoke weed everyday

twitchquotes: โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฑโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•‹โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏ
twitch chat
June 2016
imaqtpie

You are currently in a 25 year coma

twitchquotes: If you are reading this message, Jesse, you are currently in a 25 year coma. We've been trying to communicate with you for the longest time by manipulating your brain waves, but nothing so far has worked. If you manage to read this it means our new method has succeeded. Please, wake up Jesse. Your family loves you and wants you back. In a week they are going to pull the plug on your life support, they can't afford the medical bills anymore.
twitch chat
August 2017
Sneaky
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