[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
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OwO trend is the worst thing

twitchquotes: I've been posting copypastas since before 2016, and I can say without a doubt that this "OwO" trend is by far the worst thing to ever happen to copypasta. I can recite the Navy Seals speech by heart, and yet you think you know better than me. Phrases like "penis-kun" have bastardized the medium and have no place in what used to be a noble hobby. If I see one more OwO I'm going to have no choice but to report you.
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I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass

twitchquotes: า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ษขสœแด€sแด›สŸส แด‡สส€ษชแด‡ ษช แด„แด€ษด sแด‡แด‡ แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ แด‡ษดแด…s แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€สŸแด…, แด€ษดแด… า“ส€แดแด แด›สœษชs แด แด€ษดแด›แด€ษขแด‡ แด˜แดษชษดแด› I แด…แด‡แด„สŸแด€ส€แด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ แดœแด›แด›แด‡ส€ แด„แด‡ส€แด›แด€ษชษดแด›ส แด›สœแด€แด› แดŠแด€แดแด‡s ษชs แด€ษด แด€ss
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My son is learning Twitch speak

twitchquotes: Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesnโ€™t speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,โ€ but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.
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