In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
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So Aurateur, letβs have a talk.
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So Aurateur, letβs have a talk. I strongly feel that your channel would do better if you turned off TTS or at least filtered out the spam. Thing is, while I myself have never donated to you or any other streamer, and my only subs are twitch prime, I feel I know a thing or two about how to succeed as a streamer and Iβm certain your channel would do better without all the spam, itβs clear nobody wants that shit and is the only thing holding you back as a fulltime streamer. Thank you.
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Trying to study the psyche of Twitch Chat
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I Stayed up for months, trying to study the psyche of twitch chat, i reached insanity and couldnt come up with anything, but along the road i stumbled upon a far greater discovery, i found out that indeed, Kripp, IS 
Never Lucky
Never Lucky
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Kripp's streaming checklist
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*stretch* β "mmmm kay" β "yeah alright" β "fuckin A" β "if he drew anything else I would've won" β "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" β "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" β "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" β
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Uma Jan laughs at fear, afraid of nothing
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β€Uma Jan laughs at fear, afraid of nothing, He does not shy away from the sword.The quiver rattles against his side, along with the flashing spear and lance. In frenzied excitement he eats up the enemies! He cannot stand still when the game start,our lord and saviour Uma Jan.β€
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