In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
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We don’t have any words
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We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
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My NAAAME is Gyoubu Masataka ONIWA
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀My NAAAAAME is
＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀Gyoubu Masataka
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ⠀⠀ONIWA!
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|⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノAs I breathe,
ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／ you will NOT pass
⠀⠀⠀｜⠀(⠀王⠀)〈 the castle gate
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50% chance to buy wrong packs
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ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M AMERITARD AND I HAVE 50% CHANCE TO BUY WRONG PACKS ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ
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Kripp's Sellout Castle
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It is the year 2016, the Paparrian waits patiently outside Kripp's Sellout Castle. The butler, Trump, opens the door and bows, "His Grace will see you now." Trump brings the Papa into Kripp's throne room, where he sits on a jeweled throne with the Succubus. "Kripp, my son," begins the Papa, but Trump interrupts, "You must pay to speak."
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VEGAN MAN
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VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the spam that you understand 🙌 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip 👌 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man 👳 fueled by the banned 👍 Soaking up the 💦 salt in the spam 💯
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