[Copypasta] ass or tits?

On the question on the preference of either the buttocks or the breasts, the very nature is complex to answer for both of those body parts complement each other quite swimmingly, and even moreso when we bring the thighs into the situation. As such, it is difficult for I to answer for the buttocks and breasts - or the "ass" and "titties", as it were - are both equally attractive. Though if I was to give an answer, I would have to say that as much as I quite fancy the breasts, I will have to pick the buttocks and the thighs as my final answer. And if you will allow me to do so, I would also like to add feet as a heavy bonus.
August 2021
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A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may be✊ a communist πŸš©βš’β­οΈ but if i seeπŸ‘€ a fine πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜© capitalist πŸ’°πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ girl πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ you betπŸ˜€πŸ™Œ imma be tryna seize πŸ‘ the means of dat booty πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’―
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April 2019

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December 2021

Caleb, this is Tom from LA Fitness

twitchquotes: Caleb, this is Tom from LA Fitness: we want you to know you are forever banned from our facilities. We understand you take your workout seriously, but what you and your "friends" did in the showers had no cardiovascular value. I know you said you were "working each others glutes", but we both know that's a lie. What you did with the curl bar was disgusting, and our staff is STILL trying to scrub lubricant and bodily fluids off the ceiling. We have added a "Caleb Alarm", don't return.
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January 2020
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Little Donger and the BDC

twitchquotes: Qtpie I need help. I have a little donger so I am unable to join the BDC. Please send help and advice otherwise I will forever be a part of the small donger squad. Promote me from the SDS to the BDC please it is all I have ever wanted.
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July 2014
imaqtpie
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