[Copypasta] Horny during Space Jam 2

OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didnโ€™t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
July 2021
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Kripp's sonnerino

twitchquotes: Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, ษชแด›'s สแดแดœส€ sแดษดษดแด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ า“แดœแด›แดœส€แด‡, แด„แดษดแด„แด‡ษชแด แด‡แด… ษชษด Gส€แด‡แด‡แด„แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แด€ษดแด… Tส€แดœแดแด˜'s แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด›แดแดœแด„สœแด‡แด…. Yแดแดœ สœแด€แด แด‡ แด„แดษดแด›ส€แด€แด„แด›แด‡แด… แด€ สœษชษขสœสŸส สŸแด‡ษขแด€สŸ า“แดส€แด แดา“ แด€ษชแด…s แด›สœแด€แด› sแดแดษด ษชษดา“แด‡แด„แด› แด‡แด€ส€แด›สœแด‡ส€ษชษดแด. Tสœแด‡ แดษดสŸส แด„แดœส€แด‡ ษชs แด€ แด˜สœแด‡ส€แดแดแดษดแด‡ sแด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด›แด‡แด… า“ส€แดแด แดษดสŸส สแดแดœส€ แด‹ษดแด‡แด‡. Pแด€แด˜แด€, สแดแดœ แดแดœsแด› สŸษชแด„แด‹ สแดแดœส€ แด‹ษดแด‡แด‡! PสŸs ษดแด า“แด‡แด›แด›แดœแด„แด„ษชษดแด แด€สŸา“แด€ ส€แดแดแด‡แด
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March 2014
Kripp

My girlfriendโ€™s dad is a banking exec (post on /r/cryptocurrency)

My girlfriendโ€™s dad is a banking exec, I told him Iโ€™m all in on crypto He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool. He seemed disappointed that his daughterโ€™s boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasnโ€™t sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy. I donโ€™t know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesnโ€™t get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but Iโ€™m going to stand up for what I believe in. Ramble over.
September 2021

Cryptocurrency

Joker

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Jeff / Reynad / Mitch

twitchquotes: As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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May 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

Therefore we reduced your RNG as penalty

twitchquotes: เผผโ–€ฬฟ ฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟเผฝ This is Blizzard, Forsen. We've detected reduced gaming time of our game, Hearth of Stone from you and therefore we reduced your RNG as penalty. เผผโ–€ฬฟ ฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟเผฝ
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May 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

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