Stop with the fucking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."
It's tits. It's always fucking tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
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I want to date Poki
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Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iām the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iām gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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Simps
weedie-chan
h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (āÆā§ā½ā§)āÆ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ Ļ ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(ćĀ°ĻĀ°ć) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3
Weebs
UwU
i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent. Am I the asshole?
>hanging out with friend group
>one guy facetimes some british slag he knows
>i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent
>say she sounds like hermione
>Make some joke about earl grey tea
>she says, "ask this fuck'a how you even make earl grey tea
>Say, "toss it in the boston harbor"
>bongchick gets all pissed off
>friend asks me to leave
Am I the asshole?
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British People
Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico
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Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico. Me Englando is ferry bad but i just wantet to zay zat i crossed the river in a rubber boot to Murica to become a pro player! One day i saw ur stream and i see how handsome and good u are. Dat day i decided i wanna become like u! Zo i killed my wife sold her, bought a rubber boat and now im here! Zank u for inspiring me! One day i become good player and pimp like u! or else rapist like unle Benni No coparoni peperoni pastarino plz!
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Kripp
My e-girl e-cheated on me
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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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