[Copypasta] im not homophobic, just extremely racist

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twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

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June 2019

Sylvester the Cat

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September 2021

I fucked Up DVD

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

April 2022

Classic

BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE

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BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE

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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Tell us what's in the sandwich

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November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] im not homophobic, just extremely racist

Meet the Engineer TF2

Sylvester the Cat

I fucked Up DVD

Classic

BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE

Super Smash Bros

Tell us what's in the sandwich

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